A Wee Contradiction
August 7th, 2006

Lochcarron, Western Ross, Scotland, has a wee camp site.
The lovely waitress invited us to have a wee look at the dessert menu.
Other things were also wee. However, whenever we had a wee look around, we found most things around us grandiose on a rather large scale: the valleys and mountains are by no means small, neither is the sea, or the clouds, or the portions of food served. Only the midges were small indeed, f* little bastards.
Is there a wee word for all things grand and grandiose?
[Edit] Oops its midges, not midgets. [/Edit]
I think you mean midges, unless you have a particular aversion to persons of v small stature. LOL.
I was eaten alive in Tuscany too
You and your petty differences again
Yes, midges. Ahem.
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